Who's nuking whom.
Where software fights are settled.
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THEATERS
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AI Code Editors
Cursor
nuked
GitHub Copilot
The tools writing your code while you argue about tabs vs spaces.
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CRM
HubSpot
nuked
Salesforce
Where deals go to be tracked, lost, and blamed on marketing.
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Design Tools
Figma
nuked
Sketch
Where pixels get pushed, argued about, and shipped 3 sprints late.
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Website Builders
Framer
nuked
WordPress
Where landing pages get built, A/B tested, and abandoned after launch.
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Note-taking
Notion
nuked
Evernote
Where thoughts go to be organized, over-organized, and then abandoned for a new app.
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Analytics
PostHog
nuked
Google Analytics
Where you discover that 80% of your traffic is bots and the other 20% bounced.
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Customer Support
Intercom
nuked
Zendesk
Where tickets go to wait, escalate, and generate passive-aggressive CSAT surveys.
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Video Editing
CapCut
nuked
Adobe Premiere
Where creators spend 10 hours editing a 60-second video and call it 'content.'
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Email Marketing
Resend
nuked
Mailchimp
Where beautifully crafted emails get sent to people who immediately archive them.
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Payments
Stripe
nuked
PayPal
Where 2.9% + 30 cents disappears from every transaction and nobody questions it.